January 2010
22 posts
My kitchen is clean.
The problem with letting a boy clean your kitchen because you’re too lazy to do it yourself is all the stuff he doesn’t think to do but you can’t say anything because you don’t want to clean the kitchen. Things like cleaning the crumb tray of the toaster oven (or, hell, the toaster oven) and the mat the dishrack sits on, and the cupboard doors, and the shelves, and the top...
Ever heard of Sanfilippo Syndrome? →
Neither had I until I met Matt and his beautiful, sweet daughter, who was born with this rare and fatal metabolic disorder. Please click on this link, which will take you to the Extraordinary Measures film website, then click through to Inspirational Quilt and find the movie titled “Ben’s Dream”. Watch it to learn about Sanfilippo and the people it affects, it’s like two...
So, I donated basically the entire contents of my...
I say this not to point out a charitable act, but to show that I can turn even that into a way to inconvenience and/or piss off my husband. Thank you very much.
Anonymous asked: If you had to pick one sexual encounter from your past as "the best", which one would you choose, and why? Details always appreciated for the perpetually oversexed.
chronically-awesome asked: Well, it won't let me ask anything anonymously so I can't be too scandalous! Here's a good question: how did you get so pretty? Also: I would like to spend a Sunday afternoon with you painting our nails and then you can sit on my lap while we watch a girly movie so I can play with your hair and hug you. Mmkay?
You know what? I have gained at least ten pounds....
My ass looks like how my ass is supposed to look. Hot.
The key to successfully quitting smoking is...
So, yay! I think I’ve got it down this time.
A Game to Play
wadetoblack:
lafix:
gorillasushi:
Assuming your browser tries to auto-complete your URLs, type in the first letter of your name and note the first address listed. Backspace and do the second letter. Continue for your whole first name and post results.
J - jaydensmommie.tumblr.com/ [Aww]
A - google.com/analytics/ [for my business site]
S - slutload.com/fresh/ [pr0n, damn]
O -...
Usually this sort of thing just happens to me…
funsizebytes:
(For the record: yes, this really happened.)
The Wife, to a Friend: Congratulations on getting engaged!
Friend: Thanks!
The Wife: So how did he propose? Did he get down on one knee?
Friend: Yup! Slid right down out of the wheelchair and flopped around on the ground!
The Wife: I am such a moron…
Friend: (laughing) That’s OK, I’m totally going to IM him that later, he’ll...
audioper asked: Wanna go to the mall and silently mock all the people that walk by?
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Anonymous asked: How do I make potato soup? Kick ass Killer yum potato soup?
Anonymous asked: do you really think the drugs help or hinder
Anonymous asked: Do you know where my cordless drill is?
Reblog if you support gay marriage.
sassynic:
redgita:
cleanmartini:
chiclet:
anotherangle:
mutantmouse:
underwatermoonlight:
edwardisexcited:
robbieiscoolyo:
tellmedarling:
vegetarianzombie:
brandydarling:(via madradrian)
I support any marriage, of people, of ideas etc….in fact I believe in the future we will have our first gay divorce…:)
Love, devotion and marriage between 2 adults should NOT be...
Also. I’m really glad I still somehow live in a time where I can enjoy music and not be constantly force-fed photos and stories about the people making it, as though their lives are somehow more valuable and interesting than my own. Or yours.
I have favorite bands whose members I couldn’t pick out of a lineup. I guess I just don’t get into the whole biography/mythology of musical artists. Maybe because I know I wouldn’t like them as people if I knew too much about them. Like, M. Ward? I totally want to have sex with him, and all I could really tell you about him is that I have a vague sense he has curly brown hair and...
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A serious question to any married/partnered business owners out there: To what degree do you feel the support and encouragement of your spouse/SO have affected your business success?